Oh god what have I created.
I've inadvertently made a drunk walk cycle.
This was honestly a serious attempt at animating. The one before this looked like he was not only drunk but had the balance of giraffe on roller-skates. I'll be a little more humble around animators from now on.
At any rate this concludes Thor preeeetty much. Should have looked into adding a socket for his hammer but that might deduct from the grace of his stride.